things my parents never taught me
Driving home with the Bee tonight, she picked up a piece of paper from the back seat and asked, “Mom, what’s a chant sheet?” Then she started reading it aloud in her most sincere, concentrating voice.
“What’s outrageous? W*l-Mart wages!” and “I don’t know but I’ve been told, (I don’t know but I’ve been told), W*l-Mart ain’t got no soul, (W*l-Mart ain’t got no soul).”
Landisdad and I about fell out of the car, we were laughing so hard.
MetroDad said,
November 10, 2006 at 9:54 am
Too funny, LM. I laughed out loud just picturing it. Hope things will lighten up for you now that the election’s over!
CroutonBoy said,
November 10, 2006 at 11:08 am
Sounds hilarious! Looks like somebody will be a life-long Target shopper.
jen said,
November 10, 2006 at 3:37 pm
a warrior in the making. that is too much. and kudos to the parents.
Anjali said,
November 10, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Well, you can never start them too young!
Andy said,
November 10, 2006 at 11:11 pm
So funny! At 19 months my daughter already knows who Rosie is. I have a feeling chants are in our near future. Are you purple by any chance? Just wondering cause we are.
Comfort Addict said,
November 11, 2006 at 1:15 pm
That is just hilarious. You’ll have to send me some of those chants.
Kate the Shrew said,
November 12, 2006 at 6:01 pm
That’s really funny. Though as one of my friends says, brainwash your kids before someone else does!