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elise replied:
I’m voting republican because I like the fact that “conservative” means “spend, spend, spend”. I mean, if the government can be trillions of dollars over budget no one will notice me when I charge up a mere few thousand on my credit card, right?!?! I REALLY like that!
October 6, 2008 at 8:55 am. Permalink.